10 Great Speeding Excuses

Posted by Marzouq
October 28, 2006

I got these from a UK motorcycle magazine that I read! I found some of them to be pretty funny.

  1. Sorry officer, but your mama hates it when Im late.
  2. I blacked-out after being buzzed by a UFO, and came out of a trance when I saw your blue lights.
  3. I’ve got diaorrhoea, and wanted to get home before I filled my leathers.
  4. A gust of wind pushed me over the limit
  5. I had to rush my dying hamster to the vet, but he seemed to have fallen off.
  6. I thought my speedo wasnt working.
  7. Sorry, I thought you fancied a race.
  8. I was looking at the rev counter by mistake.
  9. Put it on my tab, Pig.
  10. How bout best of three?

Link: FastBikes Magazine

Bikes, Motorcycle, Riding

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Comments
Comment by Cuteberry on October 28, 2006 @ 12:48 pm

Use the first excuse and you will guarantee a second ticket! Third one though sounds more reasonable. I am sooo gonna try it next time. *giggles* :P


Comment by Mark on October 28, 2006 @ 1:47 pm

hehe number 8 is my favorite


Comment by MAZE on October 28, 2006 @ 1:59 pm

Hehehehehee….good excuses…u should go for #7…


Comment by ananyah on October 28, 2006 @ 3:07 pm

hahahah I love #3!


Comment by Marzouq on October 28, 2006 @ 3:09 pm

Cuteberry: hehehe, number 1 in Kuwait would get you into a fight! hehehe!

Mark: That one works pretty well!

MAZE: #7 is my favorite especially the word “fancied” hehehe

ananyah: loool! Now thats Ridin Dirty! hehehehe!


Comment by Eddy on October 28, 2006 @ 4:00 pm

another excuse:…. robo got horny


Comment by Delicately Realistic on October 28, 2006 @ 4:20 pm

How bout best of three?

loooooooooooool


Comment by Marzouq on October 28, 2006 @ 8:13 pm

Eddy: hehehe, I dont think the cop would understand that

DR: I liked that a lot too!


Comment by Laialy_q8 on October 29, 2006 @ 6:31 am

LooL
my mom always say’s #3 about people who speed in q8


Comment by Marzouq on October 29, 2006 @ 12:30 pm

Laialy: looooool! Now thats funny!


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