10 Great Speeding Excuses
Posted in I got these from a UK motorcycle magazine that I read! I found some of them to be pretty funny.
- Sorry officer, but your mama hates it when Im late.
- I blacked-out after being buzzed by a UFO, and came out of a trance when I saw your blue lights.
- I’ve got diaorrhoea, and wanted to get home before I filled my leathers.
- A gust of wind pushed me over the limit
- I had to rush my dying hamster to the vet, but he seemed to have fallen off.
- I thought my speedo wasnt working.
- Sorry, I thought you fancied a race.
- I was looking at the rev counter by mistake.
- Put it on my tab, Pig.
- How bout best of three?
Link: FastBikes Magazine
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October 28th 2006 at 12:48 PM
Use the first excuse and you will guarantee a second ticket! Third one though sounds more reasonable. I am sooo gonna try it next time. *giggles*
October 28th 2006 at 1:47 PM
hehe number 8 is my favorite
October 28th 2006 at 1:59 PM
Hehehehehee….good excuses…u should go for #7…
October 28th 2006 at 3:07 PM
hahahah I love #3!
October 28th 2006 at 3:09 PM
Cuteberry: hehehe, number 1 in Kuwait would get you into a fight! hehehe!
Mark: That one works pretty well!
MAZE: #7 is my favorite especially the word “fancied” hehehe
ananyah: loool! Now thats Ridin Dirty! hehehehe!
October 28th 2006 at 4:00 PM
another excuse:…. robo got horny
October 28th 2006 at 4:20 PM
How bout best of three?
loooooooooooool
October 28th 2006 at 8:13 PM
Eddy: hehehe, I dont think the cop would understand that
DR: I liked that a lot too!
October 29th 2006 at 6:31 AM
LooL
my mom always say’s #3 about people who speed in q8
October 29th 2006 at 12:30 PM
Laialy: looooool! Now thats funny!
March 8th 2007 at 5:45 PM
tramadol…
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