Battle Cars!

That is what I have decided to call Kuwait highways when I am going home! People think that they own the road and do as they please! Yesterday was a bunch of long meetings that drained the life out of me!

So I was driving home, and I got on Malik Fahad Highway and I am just about to pass under the fifth ring road. So then I am driving on the left lane and letting all the cars that want exit to the fifth ring road pass me on the right. Then there was this Maroon Pre-1990 Lincoln Mercury, and this guy decided he want to cut in front me when my car was halfway next to his, I honked and he looked at me and continued turning. So I had two options either to hit the guy or slam on the breaks. Since the landcruiser isnt fast enough to take off I hit the breaks and he went forward. I flashed him and he raised a hand at me. I was too tired to pull something crazy to quell my anger! So I let him go even though he was in front of me.

Revenge is so sweet! And I didnt even do anything. Another guy decides to cut left in a white camry, so now the Mercury was in exactly the same position as me. And both of them seemed to be men in there 40s. So they came extremely close to hitting each other. So one guy tried to scare the other. At one point they both decided to scare each other, and they hit side to side! I burst out laughing while hitting my breaks and putting my flashers on. They both got their fenders crushed in and the door were bent slightly. I just couldnt believe my luck that these two idiots decided to do what they did! I felt like I was in a scene of Police Academy 3! lol! So then I took the emergency lane and overtook both of them and took off! Now that was an interesting moment! hehehehe!

A guy who is just trying to enjoy life!


  1. Hahaha!

    Amazing story!

    Last night I tested the brakes to my Range Rover on Al-Maghrib Motorway! Worked pretty nicely when a mu7ajiba driver crossed from the far left lane all the way to the right lane! I was on the right lane tring to take the exit that would take me onto 5th ring and Surra and there was a truck on the lane to my left which was blacking my view of any cars coming from the left! All I hear was screeching tires (the truck braking) then I see the front part of the mu7ajaba’s car! I stomped my break and evaded a crisis but she also stomped her break and stopped infront of the truck!

  2. Stallion: I hate women that do that! Women are such bad drivers in Kuwait! I really dont understand how they can be this bad! Seriously! Alah e7futhak 7amdilla!

  3. MZzee

    hehehe thats not revenge.. u got what I got.. something better.. something u can just sit back and enjoy.. that my dear, was ur 7OABAAAH ;p

    and go easy on the women remarks ;P

  4. heeey !
    mashalah … thats was LUCKY!
    this happens all the time, and i dont do anything about it .. i dont even honk or anything but i always keep wishing, what they do to me, happens to them.
    so u just got lucky and witnessed it :D
    u lived a dream of mine ;)

  5. DiiGMaa: I was so happy that happened to those two idiots! Bes you have to admit there are sa lot of women who are completely oblivious to other people driving on the road which makes them very dangerous!

    no3ik: hehehehe! Inshalla ur dreams will come true! Bes I was happy that happened to those who REALLY deserved it!

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