Dewaneya … Not Today


I usually can tolerate my cousin being late for the dewaneya, and he is usually very late, but this past Saturday night it was slightly different. I was exhausted from a long day and not getting home until 7:41pm and just getting a quick bite before heading towards the dewaneya, I was tired but thought I should better go to see everyone. When I get there I notice I was the first to be there like usual but after sitting there for 10 minutes I find out that my cousin left Kuwait early this afternoon and decided that everyone should come to his dewaneya even though he wasn’t there. I drank two cups of tea to keep me awake enough to drive home, and so I headed straight home after talking to him. I got there 8:57 pm and left at 9:10 pm which wasn’t early enough. He shall be thoroughly punished for his actions, and I’m going to do something about him not notifying me. This is just unacceptable! This could mean war!

A guy who is just trying to enjoy life!


  1. nasser

    dear cus i don’t have to get your approval every time i travel and secondly your bro knows that i wont be attending dewaniya but life has to go on dewaniya goes on also for the past 3 weeks you are the one that always late.

  2. OO awesome lets start a smear campaign!

    Or maybe next time, just go and “accidentally” spill milk all over his couches! Let’s see who visits his diwaniya next time with the smell of old milk all over the placE NEEYAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

  3. Biohazard

    I say make a meeting in his dewaniya and I’ll come and soil his bathroom, others can soil his couches.

    Then we can all write “SHIT HAPPENS” on the wall with feces.

    I’ll grab the table while walking out, I’m sure he won’t notice the kid with a table inside his shirt.

  4. LooooooooooooooL
    i’d be furious bss i know if my cousins did that to me the moment i see them raa7 ekoon 1 minute e9raakh and then it’s over

  5. hehehe….take it easy man…at the end ur cousins…:)

  6. Bo Saleh

    Gaz + Lighter …. i’ll bring a lighter.

    P.S. take the TV out first coz ur brother who paid for it.

  7. 1001: loooooool!!! Everyone wants a smearing campaign!!

    nasser: No Excuses!! I have been there on time for years! Your always late!!

    Biohazard: OK that is unneccessary! I still want to go there!

    Laialy: Makooh e9raakh, automatic revenge!!

    MAZE: its war!!!

    Bo Saleh: loooool! ana yaayib el banzeen!

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