Bauer Doing His Time


Bauer had a little DUI incident from sometime back, and he violated his probation. So the district attorney wanted to make an example of him, but during the proceedings he pleaded guilty and he said he would serve all his time as long as it doesn’t interfere with his show 24. He will be spending Christmas and New Years in jail. Now that is a man owning up to his responsibilities, I have to respect him for that. Nobody can touch Jack Bauer. Period.

It’s a mug shot Kiefer! Not a “24” promo shoot! Kiefer Sutherland began serving his 48-day jail sentence last night for his little DUI arrest. Kief is serving his time in Glendale and he will spend Christmas and New Year’s in there. The L.A. City Attorney’s office expects him to serve his entire term.

“Sutherland will be serving the 48 days in the Glendale City Jail, with no early release and no good time/work time credit, so we expect that he will serve the entire 48 days in jail.”


He has been assigned to laundry and kitchen duty. He will also to be allowed to roam the jail 75% of the time, but will have minimal contact with other inmates. He’s Jack Bauer after all.


Maybe he’ll participate in the prison Christmas pageant. I hear they are still casting for a Baby Jesus and Kief definitely has got the look down.


I’m proud of Kief’s mug shot! He totally listened to Tyra and is “smiling with his eyes.”

The only thing that is delaying the shows are those damn writer protests.

Link: dlisted

A guy who is just trying to enjoy life!


  1. It is all a conspiracy, he must know some information that will save the world, and he got jailed to keep him silent. The CTU will get him out at the last minute.

  2. jewaira

    hahaha Hollywood…that’s all I can say.

  3. Sushi

    Aww how sweet. Mr. Butter has been “assigned to laundry and kitchen duty”. Who knows maybe after he’s released he’ll run his own cooking show which will be called “Chocolate Delights With Jack Butter” – His new motto will be “Smother it with rum” hahahaha. Then he’ll publish a book entitled “My Life Before 24 which turned into 48 in the Cell” LOOOOL. )I ca’nt stop laughing people in the office are looking at me). Aint it funny Zooki?! ;P

  4. Ansam: yup!

    Don Veto: EXACTLY! U r a man that knows!

    jewaira: This is 24… make no mistake of it!

    Sushi: You will be suffering a huge amount of pain in a very short amount of time… no body clowns on Jack Bauer… NO BODY!

  5. Jack is in jail ;) another task for Jack Bauer?!

  6. G-Funk: He shall find the terrorists in jail!

    Laialy: Bounty On Your Head!!!!

    Pearls: At this very moment when you look at your screen he shall head butt you! lol

  7. lol @sushi. that is extremely funny.

    He saves the human race in 24 hours, and must now do laundry for 48 days? Doesn’t seem fair to me.

  8. cajie: I agree with you cajie, you are an enlightened man!

  9. EL ALY

    El Jack isn’t locked up in prison for 48 days, a prison is locked up in El Jack for 48 days

  10. EL Aly: That made no sense, I will get some sense into when I c u!

  11. Pearls! Dont make fun of THE JACK lips!

  12. Yeah Z… anytime.. No one should mess with THE JACK!

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