This is just one of the funny things that happened last Thursday. When you have a day where some friends get together, and that day falls on V-Day then you won’t have a big turn out from the married crowd.

Statistic:

Married People Showing Up: 1 out of 4 Guys

That medal goes to Corolla Man for coming to the Dewaneya twice on V-Day over the past two years.

And now from the other side of the spectrum from last year:

Marzouq: Hey why don’t you come over today?
Hachi Roku: Can’t
Marzouq: Why not?
Hachi Roku: Hell will freeze over before I ditch my wife to hang out with you guys for V-Day
Marzouq: (The Weak Have Fallen)