Barney Stinson

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.” – Barney Stinson

Barney Stinson is the pinnacle of human male development, there is no mountain too high, nothing that he can not conquer. Barney Stinson is so fantastic that he has his own book of rules called The Bro Code. There is nothing that he will not do to get a woman in bed, nothing to drastic or ridiculous to get a woman in bed, even act like an 80 year old man from the future and to convince the woman in front of him that she must sleep with Barney Stinson to save the world.

“The cheerleader effect is when a group of women seems hot, but only in a group, but take each one of them individually, SLED DOGS” – Barney Stinson

With this rule of relativity a woman can only be so hot as she is crazy, so the crazier she is the hotter she must be. So many rules of the bro code that he follows to the dot to make sure that he gets his pray. I never laugh so hard as when the whole story revolves around Barney Stinson.

Typical Conversation with Barney

“What Do you mean your gonna be a dad?” – Ted

“Its just some girl I hooked up with a few weeks back, she’s not sure she is gonna go to the doctor in the morning.” – Barney

“Maybe its a false alarm, maybe she’s not pregnant” – Lilly

“Lilly no part of Barney Stinson does anything less then 110%! If one of my little Michael Phelps’s gets lose he’s swimming for the gold! This s a nightmare! I don’t want kids, who in their right mind wants kids!” – Barney

A guy who is just trying to enjoy life!

11 Comments

  1. Someone

    I really like him. he will host the 61st Annual Emmy Awards, set to air Sept. 20 on CBS.

    but i dont like the fact he is gay ;s

  2. Barney Rules All…. I would love to see a charachter review like this one for The Entire Cast… You should do one a Week :D

  3. Dee

    lol yeah he’s pretttty awesome!

  4. This is a TV Show I’m dying to watch might buy the boxset when I’m in the States since I am into watching a new TV Show once I’m there

  5. “Hi .. Haaaaave you met Ted?”

  6. lukas ...

    he’s legendary

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