Review: The Playbook: Suit Up. Score Chicks. Be Awesome! & The Bro On the Go

After reading the first book from Barney Stinson I had to get the other two books recently released. One book being The Playbook and the other being Bro On the Go, these are essential reading for any man, it sets the rules and clearly shows a path. Barney Stinson is a man among men, he has cut through all that is confusing for men and made it so simple for any Bro to live his life to his most Awesome potential.

When reading the playbook you can hear the voice of Barney Stinson in your head and you can’t stop laughing at the most insane ideas. Some of them are lame and you wonder how the hell he gets laid, and some are genius but it would take the utmost precision to pull off those plays. Then Bro On The Go gives you all the rules necessary to act in life when in the mall or at the office. Easy light and fun to read, the essential to life from Barney Stinson.

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Bro At The Gym “God did not design spandex for dudes”

A Bro In The Bathroom “You know you have found your “bathroom read” when your legs fall asleep” (hahahaha so true)

A Bro At A Party “If your working on a chick and she mentions her cat more then three times, cut your losses and get out of there.”

Link: Amazon (Playbook)
Link: Amazon (Bro On The Go)

Review: The Bro Code – Barney Stinson

My simple thought is that every man should read this book, and every woman if they would like incite into a man’s simple mind. This is an extremely simple read, it only lasted two days because its simple articles of conduct and the way of life that “Bro” should follow, and I know I will be reading it again for a laugh just to check a few articles. The best part is I have this mental image of Barney Stinson while reading each article and I could hear his voice in my head, makes me laugh even more. Its just a funny read.

Article 47
A Bro never wears pink.
Not even in Europe.

Article 84
A Bro shall stop whatever he’s doing and watch DIE HARD if it’s on TV

Article 93
Bros don’t speak French to one another.

Article 103
A Bro never wears socks with sandals. He commits to one cohesive footgear plan and stick with it

Link: Amazon
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Barney Stinson

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.” – Barney Stinson

Barney Stinson is the pinnacle of human male development, there is no mountain too high, nothing that he can not conquer. Barney Stinson is so fantastic that he has his own book of rules called The Bro Code. There is nothing that he will not do to get a woman in bed, nothing to drastic or ridiculous to get a woman in bed, even act like an 80 year old man from the future and to convince the woman in front of him that she must sleep with Barney Stinson to save the world.

“The cheerleader effect is when a group of women seems hot, but only in a group, but take each one of them individually, SLED DOGS” – Barney Stinson

With this rule of relativity a woman can only be so hot as she is crazy, so the crazier she is the hotter she must be. So many rules of the bro code that he follows to the dot to make sure that he gets his pray. I never laugh so hard as when the whole story revolves around Barney Stinson.

Typical Conversation with Barney

“What Do you mean your gonna be a dad?” – Ted

“Its just some girl I hooked up with a few weeks back, she’s not sure she is gonna go to the doctor in the morning.” – Barney

“Maybe its a false alarm, maybe she’s not pregnant” – Lilly

“Lilly no part of Barney Stinson does anything less then 110%! If one of my little Michael Phelps’s gets lose he’s swimming for the gold! This s a nightmare! I don’t want kids, who in their right mind wants kids!” – Barney